We're All Mad Here

I am a raccoon, a kiwi, a pineapple or a zebra depending on who you're asking.

Needless to say,
no vodka, no drama never worked for me.

They took my picture at work this week.

I told you I was good! The photographer made me change between poses, I felt like I was taking a year book photo at school, and that is, as we all know, not the best feeling in the world. Meah, made me not work for a while so I guess it’s good. Now bitches, where’s my iPad?