We're All Mad Here

I am a raccoon, a kiwi and a zebra depending on who you're asking.

No vodka, no drama never worked for me.

My new nickname

Today I had a very short meeting with a guy at work, he is not technically my boss, he’s… how can I explain it? More important than me? Yes, but also he’s on the team that evaluates people, anyhow. The first thing that he said to me is that he gave me a nickname, keep in mind that I don’t actually talk to this guy a lot aside from “Hi” and “How are you?”, and the new nickname is : “The Machine”. Why? Because I kick butts at a job that I hate (he doesn’t know that, he just knows about the kicking butts part). I’m not sure how I feel about this. I guess when I was a kid I wanted to be a cyborg so it’s good, right? Meah whatever, I am now known as The Machine.